That umbrella isn't covering much and I wonder how well that works when you're driving down the road.

Can't afford those expensive gym memberships?  Nothing like starting off your day with a ghetto workout.

Its hard to be a weekend Warrior (DIY) when you own one of those micro smart cars.

Look a redneck rain shower!

Is that a redneck fifth wheel or a door knob mounted on a car trunk?

Check out that spoiler, it must be 2 feet in the air.  If that wasn't good enough I think I see a painted Mercedes symbol.