OUR NEW “PADDLE FASTER I HEAR BANJOS” SHIRTS ARE IN! Normally the only way you can get one of these shirts is to win it in a contest. Well we...

"It was the best of repairs, it was the not-so-best of repairs..."

"Why pay $50 for a bumper protector when an old towel will do the same thing?"

If you're going to replace the hot water handle with pliers then at least get ones with red grips!

I see ol' Bubba put up his own vending machine outside tha' Wal-Mart!

Well when you have an auto mechanic fix a sink this is what you get.