Hey at least you can now turn on the hot water!

"Yes, folks. That's a seat handle repaired with tape. This was on one of their ancient MD-80 jets, from Ontario California to Dallas."

Why spend hundreds of dollars for replacement headlights when all you need is this?

"My wife made one good shower brush out of two broken ones."

Sometimes the best solution to your white trash repair is to screw it.

See a little duct tape and it fixes everything!