Security at its best!

I hope there is a seat belt to tie in little Bubba Jr.

I really hope he added bleach to that water!

I wonder how stable this is?

Because you don't want to spill your morning cup of coffee!

With all of that duct tape did you even notice the hairy legs or that the toes hang over the shoes?

Just don't squeeze that tata's to hard!

Face it most of you are saying to yourself "that's not a bad idea".

A boat motor on Grandma's sofa and you're good to go!

Redneck Water Park... admission is _________ (fill in the blank)