"Crown Vic window repair.  Looks like some clear plastic and clear tape used to repair the window on this Grand Marquis."

"Cuts down on your wifes/girlfriends prep time. Now she has two mirrors to use while driving and doing her makeup."

"Wal Mart gift bag...  I was running late for a friends birthday at a local restaurant. I had bought gifts but forgot paper and a bow. I found some leftover...

Works great for keeping the sun out but as soon as it rains you're so screwed!

"My cork puller is missing, so I improvised."

Floor mat screwed into the rear panel, why not.

"Saw this in a parking lot, surprisingly not a Walmart... Don't get near this sucker when it turns on!"

So how much tape does it take to fix a headlight?

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb.... ONE!

Really you need a urinal?  Just pee in the shower like everyone else.