Who doesn't want a bike with a back seat?  "65 covair running gear 77 suzuki bike front"

"this mustang is so fast that parts fall off as it drives"

There is a reason why when a frame breaks insurance companies total it out.  Would you drive this?

I think another trip to home depot to pick up some more caution tape might be a good idea.

This gives a new meaning to fast food.

Isn't it a b*tch when you can't get the right reception on your satellite?

Its one thing when your friends need support but when your car needs support its never good.

I've seen a lot of crappy mirror jobs but this one isn't too bad.  At least the mirror is the right side, maybe next time they will use less tape.

"my turn signals were drooping, so I wrapped them with black tape, then a few weeks later my tag light was dangling so I clear taped it back up, then...

"When the weather gets cold, and ol' Bubba's defrost ain't working, he brings out his hi-tech FrostGuard!"