"Our building repairman fixed a leaking ceiling by screwing linoleum patches to the ceiling rather than fixing the leak."

"had to duck tape my car because i needed to fix it in order to drive it :)"  So how many cases of tape do you think this took?

Well nothing like slapping dark duct tape to a white gutter.  FYI you can buy duct tape in white now.

I guess from the looks of it Ray didn't obey the wife.  At least he has dish network.

Since when did you have to start cooling your ac unit?

I wonder when they turn on the lamp does is smell like chicken in the house?

At least this Bubba is getting in some practice before a real fire!

Lets just hope he doesn't go drinking and hunting with one of his buddies and they mistake his head for a deer.

"Half duct tape, half electrical tape. Assuming either from Saskatchewan or Alberta due to lack of a front license plate."

How do you even get it up there or down?  This is why you should use or borrow a truck!