"Hell, who needs a new headlight, we can go the the dollar store and I can fix that for $1.06."

Umm wow... that has to be interesting when you have friends visit and they see written across your dishwasher "Pretend I'm a vagina. put dirty things in me."

I can understand this repair, obviously someone needed their HoHo cakes!

This is one of those bumpers that say "Bring it"

Praise be to God for this fence repair!

"Saw this little beauty at the Wal-Mart notice how the duct tape goes all the way up to wrap around the tail light, lookin' good Bubba!!!"

"Spied this one the other day. It was multiple layers of beautiful tape. May even be a walmart bag in the mix."

This gives a whole new meaning to mustache rides.

Way to go Bubba, take the family mini van and add red duct tape as the brake light.  Maybe no one will notice, until they hit you!

I bet the door bounces up and down when they hit some bumps.