You know you wanna touch it.
Zip ties are the new shoe laces.
Hillbilly pool! Sets up in just a few minutes!
Don't stick a knife in the toaster, but scissors are ok!
Probably the same place your boyfriend ran off to.
He's got the nicest set up in town.
Bet the mail man got a good laugh at least.
Oh yeah how could i forget a cigarette!
