If you can afford the BMW then you should be able to afford to fix it.  Points noted for fancy duct tape.

You know your repair sucks when even the light in the car roof is mocking you.

At what point do you think that your POS requires this much protection?

Barn stable shovel yesterday, pizza cooker today.  Just think about all of those extra flavors.

You think this is gross just think about the next person who used this cart to go grocery shopping for food.  Free Fudge for everyone!

OK I'm going to let you in on a trick here.  Once you trap the bug simply slide a sheet of paper between the container and the wall and you...

OK the bumper missing is bad enough but driving around with no hood is no good.  This car is in need of a white trash repair.

Repairs to sunroofs are always a risky repair.  Looks like a pool is starting to form, at what point does the cling wrap give way?

Well on the bright side it does absorb blood but dude its a freakin' tampon duct tape to your arm!!!!

So at what point does sticking an item or two or two thousand items on your car do you become a road hoarder?  Would you drive behind this mess?