Poor man's corkscrew.  

Although, it does look like he's having fun...

It took a while, but they finally figured out how to hang an air freshener. Only took 30 paperclips and 20 staples, but they got it!

Don't worry, it's as sturdy as a rock.

Just wing it.

We approve.

I'm sure it makes all the difference.

So he did it anyway.  

Go big or go home.

Is that the free trial of AOL? Brings me back.