When she looks fine from the front but weird from the back.

He is going undercover to weed out a Meth Lab.

Earl is off to go fight Somali pirates.  

I dont know what it is, but it can NOT be good.

35 miles and items or less.

It looks like a mobile Cracker Barrel.

The only thing hotter than this heat is that mustache.

I really hope that plant I wiped with isn't poison ivy.  

And yet, s'mores still taste weird.

If you ask for more power, they'll install a weed whacker motor.