Do you think that light will withstand the elements of boating?

"My friend wanted to protect his iPad before going boating. This is what he came up with."

As long as you put mom's table back she'll never know you took it to go boating.  Right???

Waitttttttt..... that boat has a motor on it!

Now how the hell do you put this boat into the water?

Somewhere someone took a wrong turn!