Sweet bike but I would think that after a while of riding on a duct tape seat your butt would be sticky.

Wonder is some fat Bubba parked his butt on the piano and broke its leg?

Poor dog!  Now get your fat butt up and talk the dog for a real walk!

Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, they need to patent this thing. Dang I want a redneck cooler stereo!

OMG Peep S'mores are da bomb!  Screw the chocolate Easter Bunny come midnight my butt is in the truck on a mission... Operation Peep Sale.  Oh yeah its S'more time...

So glad they used a toilet seat so you don't end up picking splinters out of your butt.  Now all you need is a splash guard in the front since...