"My friends' thermos broke on the way to the river, not good. So thank god we had duct tape. Problem solved!"

Looks like this bad boy truck might have been hit from behind or he has a love of duct tape. 

"Mr. Fix It All was parked outside Wally world. I was sure he would be easily spotted inside with a buggy full of duct tape, but luck wouldn't have it....

"The duplex on the right is my home. The home on the left with the tarp on the roof, the duct tape on the 1st floor window and the particle...

It looks like someone performed surgery on this poor car. 

Well nothing like slapping dark duct tape to a white gutter.  FYI you can buy duct tape in white now.