"My home office chair broke and became un-useable.  With some duct tape and a pop bottle it was all fixed up."

Props to the Bubba that does a white trash duct tape repair so well that you can't see it.

"When your out of lighter fluid and it's Mexican night complete with a Mexican, nothing stops ya from getting that fire going!"  In case you can see it there is...

Credit for the squares being even.  Evidently the dash is also covered in duct tape.

I guess if you have to own a craptastic old phone you might as well decorate it in classy purple duct tape. 

You can never get enough red duct tape tail lights.  OK guess the state?