Well if you need to duct tape parts on to your car you might as well use Mustache printed tape.

"I would have got a full picture of this fine LeBaron convertible but it's owner spied me examining its repair and came out. This thing covers all the bases for...

I think with a little more duct tape it should be as good as new!

Just because your van is silver doesn't mean you should cover up your rust spots with duct tape. 

"headache rack wrapped in camo duct tape with KC lights on top deer antlers on the grill an atv winch welded to the frame and of course a breather sitting...

Hey if you can make a wallet out of duct tape how about a business card holder?  Nice Job Ms. Bubba!