Somehow I imagine Tim the Toolman behind this.

It seems like the office is never cool enough, imagine that the thermostat is only hung up by a nail.... well played boss man!

"Look at this Beauty! Found this in South Dakota... wait for it... with FLORIDA plates! I can imagine cruising the open road in this turd. At a distance, I thought...

Imagine that someone trashing up a FORD but yes its true.  Besides the paint check out the after market tail lights.