I wouldn't want to have to clean up that mess when that diaper has a "blow out"

"Ford = Fond Of Redneck DuctTaping.  Saw this truck and repair at the one stoplight in Lovingston, Virginia."

HOLY CRAP!!! OK for some strange reason I want to find a junker and a tree just so I can try this.

Is it just me or does it look like he isn't going to make it?  Can you say OUCH!

Evidently this guy got ten miles down the road before being pulled over.  So what kinda laws do you think were broken here?

"A nice mesh of barbed wire with a thorny vine woven in will keep them pesky burglars out of this pickup truck."