"Look at the trailer where the van is parked. Notice that its not that long. That's right, it's half a trailer.  A friend, who is a firefighter, said the other...

"Bumper are required even in Montana. Bubba didn't want to waist time going through the salvage yard so in made a trip to the Lumber Yard. "

Call me crazy but I totally love this.  This almost makes me want to run off to a salvage yard to find a WV Bug.

"My friend has a bad habit of wrecking trucks so after he had his 6th child he needed a bigger family vehicle so he took 3 wrecked trucks from his...