Fake submission???  I can't see this as being a true white trash repair but you be the judge.  I would think the straw would blow out with any water pressure. ...

Does a Taco Bell Repair qualify for White Trash Repairs? 

It may be White Trash Decorating but I kinda like it.

Hey at one time most of us were poor college students!

A little short on cheese, no problem here!

Go figure a white trash repair in a Walmart bathroom!