"Can't afford one of them fancy Kenworths or Peterbilts with the nice sleeper cabs?  No problem! Get some 20 year old POS, add ten feet to the frame and build...

Car panel falling off?  Just screw it back on.

Now I understand why dust pans have a hollow handle, its so you can drain water.

Can't you just refill the dispenser inside with the soap vs taping the soap to the front?

Wooden windows - on the up side they keep the rain out, sun out and protect the truck on the bad side you can't see out of them.

In Bubba's divorce he only got the back half of the van.