If I didn't see the garage I would swear this must be at some trailer park.

"Or perhaps a new Menorah...Sometimes duct tape just doesn't cut it... Happy Chanukah from Israel! Sincerely, Bubba Baruch" Happy Chanukah to all of our Jewish Fans!

Nothing like bringing in the holidays with a 8 ft tall Pabst Blue Ribbon 'Festivus' pole right next to baby Jesus and the Nativity!  In case you were wondering that...

Why repair your window when all you have to do is jam some wood in it to keep it up.  I wonder if she pulls the wood out to go...

Time to stock up on Christmas lights and better go drive thru the rich neighborhoods to get the nice expensive bottles!

You don't want to spill your sweet tea in your 4x4 truck do you?  Poke a hole in the top of that mason jar and off you go!