"One of our mechanics had to replace a bolt to hold down the battery bracket, he couldn't find one long enough so he took some brass air fittings and fixed...
"We had a tech install a new wifi system. A week later we moved the ceiling tile and when this spilled out we discovered that said tech was most decidedly...
"Saw this car parked in the parking lot of a large specialty grocer in a Cincinnati suburb. Bubba re-attached his rear view mirror with Gorilla Glue. Nice job, Bubba."