"You might be a redneck if you use saran wrap to streamline your car."

"Redneck window repair‎. Spare tire on roof. Different hubs on front and rear tires."

"I've been molassing some rust for 2 weeks until it finally gave up and made my tools look like new. That's right, it's molasses (store brand) mixed with water 1:10...

94 Kenworth Sleeper... Fully insulated - winter happiness Electric lights - use as needed Dish TV - don’t miss a DUCKS game Tuck and roll walls - for easy cleaning...

Pizza box grease stain or nasty greasy hair stain?  You be the judge!

So tell us how you really feel about Saturns.

"Someone installed a closet hook on their trunk to hold it closed with a bungie cord. "

Wired and running, an example of the Mexican National Electrical Code.  Seems safe....

"Go hard.. But not to hard it might fall apart.  The front bumper was the same except it was whipping in the wind like a limp noodle."

Some stick pencils, sticks or even combs in their hair, forks are the latest hillbilly hair accessory.