I'm guessing mom isn't home.  So would you try this?

As long as you put mom's table back she'll never know you took it to go boating.  Right???

Wishing even our Moms to Be a Happy Mother's Day (trailer park ones included)

Way to go mom, let tape off the brake light on the mini van so that it's even safer.

Reasons not to steal this truck: 1. My father's a cop, 2. My mom's a body builder, 3. I'm very close with the ninja turtles, 4. You're on camera, 5....

"So this is my moms very nice expensive BMW convertible with black duct tape holding the bumper on, sitting in the garage of her $350,000 home. She was at Wal-mart...