For the sake of the birds I hope this boot isn't stinky.  Can birds even smell?  OK WIN or FAIL?

This gives a whole new meaning to going commando! 

Hummm guess I won't be recycling for a while.  I see future Christmas presents!

Why buy a pet when you can catch one running around your house?  See those rich folks carry around those cute little dogs, white trash carry around cute big rats. ...

So how can you tell Bubba is in Love?  Well he stops holding in his farts.  Or as Bubba would like to say "I'm blowing ya kisses honey"

Crapola! "It makes even weird people regular"